This week’s VOW comes from my cousin, Phil Schneider, who is visiting me from New York. Everyone go subscribe to his YouTube channel and bug him to post more videos.
“No, dude, that’s a genuine reproduction, limited edition Ha ha ha! T-shirt!”
The Black Ha ha ha! T-shirt is the crown jewel of the Ha Ha Ha! Comedy apparel line and gift collection. Setting the bar for quality and craftsmanship, one look at the light-weight fabric and child labor hand stitching, and you’ll know you’re getting the best we can afford to offer.
Whether you’re attending a prestigious, black-tie event, or just lounging around the house, the Ha ha ha! T-shirt is perfect for any occasion.
I like to wear my Ha ha ha! shirt when I have sex.”
– P. Verted, Phoenix AZ
Every Ha ha ha! shirt is made from pre-shrunk 100% cotton (the fabric of our lives) and features the Ha ha ha! logo on the front. The back has been left undecorated due to budget cuts.
The Ha ha ha! T-Shirt comes in a variety of colors including black with silver writing, as well as silver on black, and is available in sizes small through extra-extra-extra-fat.
On the street, these exclusive shirts retail for as little as $15 a piece, but through this special online inflation promotion you can order your Ha ha ha! T-shirt for only $20.99! No marketing gimmicks, no discounts, only one hidden fee, and zero regard for reasonable pricing. $20.99 is all you pay plus a not so nominal shipping and handling fee. We even offer 1 day rush shipping for just a little more than the price of the shirt itself.
Each shirt comes with our industry-leading 30 day no-money-back guarantee. If you’re not 100% completely satisfied with your shirt, simply send it back, and I will sell it to someone else. No questions asked! Order within the next 20 minutes and receive step by step washing instructions sewn right into the collar of the shirt, absolutely free!
Don’t delay, order today!
To get your Black Ha ha ha! T-Shirt, and to check out the complete line of mediocre quality, overpriced Ha ha ha! Comedy merchandise, click on the button below.