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Comment on The Collector by Eric Schneider

Eric Schneider — Tue, 20 Jul 2010 06:27:58 +0000

There’s a 3D one on sale today!!! Must resist!!!

Comment on The Collector by Kevin Spencer

Kevin Spencer — Mon, 19 Jul 2010 23:44:02 +0000

Those shirts are all kinds of awesome.

Comment on Fireworks by Eric Schneider

Eric Schneider — Tue, 06 Jul 2010 20:11:49 +0000

Um… those are photos I took from 2007 in Mesa. This year, I forgot to turn my phone back on after the battery died, and missed an invitation to attend the 4th of July festivities. So, I stayed home and wondered why no one likes me.

Comment on Fireworks by Kevin Spencer

Kevin Spencer — Tue, 06 Jul 2010 19:12:18 +0000

Awesome pics. Where did you go? Steele Indian School park?

Comment on Welcome to Subway! by Eric Schneider

Eric Schneider — Fri, 25 Jun 2010 22:55:05 +0000

I KNOW! I work right next door to one. They call you “Buddy” or “Bud” there, they don’t smile when they say hello, and they never say hello back if you say it first. Honestly, what’s the point?

Thanks again for your continued readership, Buddy!

Comment on Welcome to Subway! by Kevin Spencer

Kevin Spencer — Fri, 25 Jun 2010 19:30:07 +0000

They do that at Quiktrip gas stations too. Everyone who walks through the door get’s a loud “hello” from someone at the counter. If they’re busy, you still get greeted but it’s more of a ‘lo than a hello. Always cracks me up.

Comment on Eric “Five Fingers” Schneider by Eric Schneider

Eric Schneider — Fri, 30 Apr 2010 21:17:29 +0000

Yeah I was a late Croc adopter. Wore them for several years as my primary shoes, but I pitched them for these. Here’s the catch… you have to have perfect feet to fit in them (which I have). The length of your toes have to descend from big toe to pinkie toe. You can’t have a mutant longer second toe or overlapping toes. As far as feeling douchey for wearing them: I’m very anti-peacocking, and before I actually put them on, I dreaded all the attention I might attract just wearing them out of the house. All that went away the second I put them on my feet. I think if you avoid other douche accessories like bandannas, sunglasses mounted on the back of your head, popped collars, skull themed small t-shirts, decorative belt buckles, and spray-on tans, you can get away with it.

Other than co-workers, I’ve only had two comments from strangers: the homeless guy in front of Circle K (but he was actually sitting on the floor), and some dude at Subway. The shoes are well worth those two awkward conversations.

Comment on Eric “Five Fingers” Schneider by Kevin Spencer

Kevin Spencer — Fri, 30 Apr 2010 19:38:34 +0000

Interesting as I didn’t know they helped with high-contact exercise. I might look into them but I’m sure the “kev looks like a douche in them” would be rather high. Mind you, this is coming from someone who has no problem going out in public in Crocs.

Comment on Eric “Five Fingers” Schneider by outdoor tents

outdoor tents — Fri, 30 Apr 2010 18:19:28 +0000

5FF looks so cool,i want to buy one too.

Comment on Video of the Week – “If You Think You Need Some Lovin” by Pomplamoose by Eric Schneider

Eric Schneider — Thu, 08 Apr 2010 20:09:19 +0000

Ah, those were the days!

Comment on eCacophony by Eric Schneider

Eric Schneider — Thu, 08 Apr 2010 20:02:12 +0000

JPR – Thanks for your comment. I hope you weren’t describing actual dates you’ve had from eHarmony. Sounds like some real nightmares.

I totally agree with you about the used KY Jelly. I prefer a fresh tube on a first date. Or I’ll lube up before I leave the house. It’s much more convenient.

Comment on eCacophony by Jetpartsrunner

Jetpartsrunner — Thu, 08 Apr 2010 03:15:05 +0000

Dear Az,
So sorry you had a limited but bad experience. Perhaps you were spared from the dumb psycho girls out there. I wish you the best in your search.

At least Eharmony kept your seledctions to your home state. Even though i answered my questions acurately and honestly they seemed to keep pairing me up with guys from states all over the country and of a huge spectrum of ethic-sities (i spelled that carefully). I guess “spiritual but not religous” is a good selection because a person does not have to own up to any particular religion (opening a wider selection of dates) but does not promise any ethics. Hmmmm, if he posts expensive looking toys in his photo, then it must be ok to “accidentally” type a 8 instead of an 5 in the inches part of the entry for height (Hello! 5’8″ is a lot taller than 5’5″, especially when a girl wants to wear her heels!)
And, if he keeps mentioning how much money he pays for his planes,
“I think he said, “if you don’t have looks or charm, go with hardware ” ie planes

then a girl will forgive his SOFTware…
Oh Please!

Finally, guys, when you do convince a girl (and hint, if you are worried about calling out the wrong name in bed “Girl” must be the right name to repeat)
to spend the night with you
a) do NOT bring a partially used tube of KY with you
b) HIDE your Lithium prescription
and
c) when she assures you that she cannot get pregnant because she has taken precautions,!
Do Not, I repeat, Do NOT ask her if everything still works down there (especially when you didn’t need the used tube of KY-

PS it is bad form to tell a girl that “she makes a good wind break”
hmmm, at least he didn’t say that I was good at breaking wind….

PPS it is bad KARMA to sleep with more than one girl at the same time when you are “looking for your soulmate” on eharmony!

PPS “Girls” caution about recently divorced guys in recovery in I.V. Nevada

Comment on Video of the Week – “If You Think You Need Some Lovin” by Pomplamoose by Dalton

Dalton — Sun, 28 Mar 2010 18:52:55 +0000

This makes me appreciate being black and camping the time lost proto drake- dalton.

Comment on Video of the Week – “Storm” by Tim Minchin by Eric Schneider

Eric Schneider — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 16:28:36 +0000

Thanks, Mom! I let the website department know and they fixed it.

Comment on Video of the Week – “Storm” by Tim Minchin by Mom

Mom — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 11:15:54 +0000

Hi Eric,
This video was removed…
Love you,
Mom

Comment on Don’t Forget To Ask For It By Name by Eric Schneider

Eric Schneider — Thu, 11 Feb 2010 19:51:41 +0000

I’m sorry! I should have posted a warning, but I didn’t want to build it up too much just in case others didn’t find it as funny as I did.

Comment on Don’t Forget To Ask For It By Name by Kevin Spencer

Kevin Spencer — Thu, 11 Feb 2010 18:00:06 +0000

I should know better than to try and drink coffee and read something that will make me laugh. So thanks for that.

Comment on Ads for Ads by Kevin Spencer

Kevin Spencer — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 18:19:23 +0000

“…it sucked huge sack”. My favorite phrase of the year thus far.

Comment on Grocery Stores Don’t Care About Black People! by Eric Schneider

Eric Schneider — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 04:50:44 +0000

Well I’m probably lying about growing my own food, but that won’t stop me from bottling up my anger and letting it eat away at my insides. Instead of doing something constructive, I’ve chosen to give dirty looks to the stock guy who pretends to inspect the produce before haphazardly tossing it onto the shelves. Suck on that, Sprouts!!!

Comment on Grocery Stores Don’t Care About Black People! by Kevin Spencer

Kevin Spencer — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 16:58:49 +0000

So true. I’ve noticed a direct correlation to area of town vs quality of grocery store and merchandise therein. I’m all for growing your own veggies. I’m in! Raising my own cattle and sheep sounds like a bloody good idea too. Hey, farming for the win.