“And remember… Friday is Hawaiian Shirt Day.”
Tomorrow is my office party. We’re celebrating the close of our 25 deals this week by renting a stretch Hummer and going to a country western BBQ restaurant. For those of you who are local, we’re going to Rustler’s Rooste.
Now I’m sure there are people who work in places where it’s fun to hang out with your co-workers. I’m not one of those people. Tomorrow night will be a night of pure torture; having to listen to countless stories about Real Estate. If you never worked in sales before, imagine listening to this over and over and over and over:
“Then the customer says to me [INSERT DUMB REMARK HERE]. So I told him [INSERT WITTY RETORT HERE].”
There you have it. Every sales story ever told.
Anyway, I hope you all have better plans than I do.
The pigeons were at it again this morning. I didn’t bother interrupting them this time, and in return, I was treated to some of the hottest pigeon sex I’ve ever seen. I’m wondering if anyone else shares my new found obsession with pigeon porn. Hold on… let’s Google.
Right on!!! I’m not the only one: http://www.callalillie.com/archives/2004/05/pigeon_voyeur.html
You really have to admire someone who comes up with something new. That’s why I’m totally fascinated by science and technology. Hell, the copy machine still blows my mind. Think about it… you stick a piece of printed paper into a slot, and seconds later, BAM! You have an exact duplicate of your printed paper. Is anyone else amazed? Anyone? No? Well whatever… just sit in front of your flat screen monitors and stay completely unimpressed. See if I care!
All I can say is thank goodness for the people who actually paid attention in school. Can you imagine what this world would be like if after receiving their first wedgie, or getting stuffed into a locker, nerdy kids said “Fuck it! Being smart is way too much of a hassle.”?
I think we should all take a moment and give our respect to those kids.
Ok, the moment is done and so am I. Good night.
