Here Comes the Rain Again
Holy monsoon Batman! Lately Mother Nature has been pretty pissed off at Arizona. We had record heat in July which killed a ridiculous amount of people not to mention 28 poor little dogs. 
Now the rains are kicking us right in the Arizona nut sack! I’m stuck at work for at least another 30 minutes until the storm dies down.
I was driving home in the rain earlier in the week and watched people drive right through these mini oceans of water, and I thought to myself, “How stupid do you have to be to get stuck in water during a storm. Can’t these people see the water is deep and they shouldn’t drive through it?”
Well no more than 10 minutes later, I turned into the entrance of my apartment and drove right into this humongous puddle. Immediately, my car gave out a few feeble putt putts and died, leaving me shipwrecked in the middle of the water. Luckily I wasn’t like some of these other poor souls who get washed away and killed by the rushing waters. I calmly screamed “FUCK!” Then I took a few seconds to pray to my Goddess, Jennifer Garner, turned the key and… shaazam! Like Jesus Christ in a 1990 Ford Probe, my car levitated above the water, and I was able to back out the way I went in.
There is a lesson to be learned here. Unfortunately I don’t know what it is.
Anyway, the storm is letting up. Gotta go!
