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Another One Bites the Dust

Like so many times before, my latest attempt at getting into shape has fallen short. My trainer was supposed to call me to set up my next appointment, but I haven’t heard from him in about two weeks. Of course I haven’t been sticking to my diet either, so now, even my underwear are staring to get tight. Sure, I could have gone to the gym by myself without scheduling an appointment, but what the F am I paying the trainer for? Motivation and support, no?

Well it turns out my trainer doesn’t work at the gym anymore. No, I haven’t lost my mind. This is not the same blog I posted last month. This is another trainer! The new guy they put me with quit and they didn’t bother to tell me for 2 weeks! I’m going in on Monday to get my money back.

The good news is I got a new car this week. I couldn’t wait around anymore for MTV to come and pimp my ride, so I traded in my lovely 1990 Ford Probe and stepped up to a 2005 Ford Focus. It was really a toss up between the Focus and the Bentley, but the Bentley only comes in leather, and I didn’t want leather in the hot AZ sun. You know how it is. Anyway, I’m pretty happy with the new ride. It’s nice to be able to drive over 50 mph without feeling like my car is going into an epileptic seizure.

I don’t know if any of you know, but I worked for Earnhardt Ford for like 7 years, so if anyone needs a car, let me know. I can hook you up with someone who will take very good care of you and won’t rip you off.